almost all of the angels being incredibly gullible and accepting flagrantly ridiculous things (even things they have good reason to doubt, like whether humans can be born as adults), to the point of confidently declaring that they “already knew” something that’s flat-out wrong, makes a lot of sense when you consider that the one angel we know for a fact asked questions got kicked Downstairs over it
like, if you weed out everyone who has both the intelligence to notice a problem and the confidence to voice it, and make it clear that doubting anything is literally a damnable offense, no shit you’re going to end up with a bunch of yes men incapable of independent thought and too afraid to express that they don’t know something, even just to clarify something.
the demons in hell must be having a riot there’s all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you’re like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they’ve been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven’s supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this
I just put together that Crowley, despite his whining, fully accepts the idea of “our car,” which fundamentally transforms the Bentley.
That’s why Shax then has to play Hitchhiker instead of just popping in like she had previously - now that it’s the Earthly property of an angel as well as a demon, she needs an invite.
Better than it has any right to be. And I love the way they still pronounce his name with an absolutely perfect American accent despite the rest of the song being in German.
I’m afraid with the recent death, it’s without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I’ve narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking “red wine” when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don’t like.
Sorry I applied a modern lens of analysis to your boyfriend. Yeah I’ve completely stripped him of historical and semantic context so that I could fit his story and tropes into my own moralistic view of the world. Yeah he’s practically flavourless now. In fact this was the original boyfriend and you’re a problematic historian for thinking otherwise.
